1. UN fishes out 15 million from its piggy-bank to help Nepal…Now that’s the first ‘United’ thing they’ve achieved. #GoodGuyUN
2. Vampire Diaries hunk Ian ‘Damon’ Somerhalder marries Nikki ‘Rosalie’ Reed, shattering a million hearts and fantasies…I personally feel cheated. #VampireWedsVampire #HeartBreak
3. TRAI releases a love letter that a man ‘mistakenly’ sent to them. Talk about Getting-It-On-With-The-Govt. *wink*
4. IN POPULAR NEWS TODAY:
Bruce Jenner has reportedly declared that he’s a transgender…so ’emotional’ is this news, that men and women alike are painting their nails pink in his support. Yes, because he’a Trans-Martyr. #BigDeal #KardashianDoesItAgain
