1. India’s sophisticated railway station has been adjuged the World’s best Fish Market…..No, wait, Best Airport. #IGIAirport #BestEvaa
2. Aaaaaaand the Govt. has cut LPG cylinder prices by Rs. 5; well now I can leave the gas on for fun…hehe. #NaMoKiJai.
3. IN POPULAR NEWS TODAY:
Kate Middleton gives birth to the second royal baby and its a Girl! Woohoo! I don’t know why we’re so excited but atleast Prince William knows ‘How-Not-To-Shoot-Blanks’!#CheapJokesGalore