Fake Friendly Fridays is a section where we pick a famous personality and throw fake questions at him/her and in return, we receive fake answers. Why should you not take it seriously? Because it is fake.
If you still didn’t get it: This is a fake interview written purely on the basis of the author’s imagination of how the actual interview would have been if we got the chance to interview these famous (some, for all the wrong reasons) personalities in real life. In short, just have a good laugh!
ED: Hi everyone, and welcome to yet another installment of your favourite Fake Friendly Fridays! Today we have not one, not two, but THREE guests on the show! Please welcome Arjun Reddy, Kabir Singh, and Adithya Varma!
<The three young men walk in, looking like triplets with identical beards, overgrown hair, sunglasses, and scowls. Audience is too intimidated to clap.>
ED: Arjun, Kabir, and Adithya- the three of you have a lot in common. Would you like to share some similarities with the audience?
Arjun Reddy (AR): Yeah, these two ***** finished off all my alcohol, and left nothing for me!
Kabir Singh (KS): That’s because you triggered us by mentioning the time Preeti got married to that *****!
Adithya Varma (AV): Preeti? Don’t you mean Meera?
ED: Guys, guys, stop! Let’s change the topic. Tell us about your medical career.
AV: Yesterday a patient was aggravating me on duty. That *****.
ED: How was he aggravating you?
AV: He was accusing me of arriving drunk for a surgery!
KS: It was just a little bit of alcohol, that ***** needs to watch his tongue.
AV: Exactly. If he wasn’t already sick, I’d have given him another reason to be in the doctor’s office.
ED: Er…okay then. Let’s change the topic…again. The three of you were high achievers in college, right?
AR: Yes, in fact, even the professors steered clear of us.
ED: (mutters) I don’t blame them.
KS: (menacingly) What did you say?
ED: (nervous laughter) I said, you have a flair for drawing diagrams!
KS: Oh yes, I even used to teach Preeti by drawing them on her hands when we bunked class.
ED: And she passed? I thought med school was very difficult.
KS: (threateningly) Are you doubting my Preeti’s intelligence?
ED: (sweating) No, no, not at all!
(Pin-drop silence from the audience, who is watching these exchanges nervously.)
ED: (Trying to break the tension) Would you like some water? Here…
(Interviewer’s hand shakes in nervousness, and the glass falls and breaks. Arjun, Kabir, and Adithya jump up, fully enraged and ready to chase her. The curtain is hurriedly dropped, and the audience evacuated.)
Image Credits: Google Images, editing by Ayush, Blogger at ED Times
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